; These are brought to you courtesy of TheFr0g and cagey.
; No, they arent anything too exciting. Just a bunch of rulin popups
; we created in our neverending quest to Annihilate Boredom.
; Just kinda cut and paste 'em to where you want em in yer popups menu,
; and put the lyrics.txt file in the c:\mirc\ directory. Or, you can
; put it wherever you want and go through all the lyrics and change
; the paths. Your choice. =) Oh yeah, do everyone a favor and make 
; very light use of the lyrics section. They is kinda spammy.

-
Boredom
.Boredom:/me is using  the god-awesome  1,4ßØ®êÐÕM mIRC addon by TheFr0g and cagey! Get it at http://www.feist.com/~raven/ and 3http://www.cadvantage.com/~schleuning/ !
.Actions
..NoVictim
...Bow:/me bows deeply.
...Sage:/me nods sagely, trying to look wise.
...Mgrin:/me grins mischievously.
...Egrin:/me grins evilly.
...Mosh:/me moshes around the channel and slams you into the wall.
...Rofl:/me falls on the ground, laughing hysterically.
...Solo:/me does an excellent air mandolin solo!
...Moon:/me shows his shiney-hiney to everyone.
...Swear:/me swears blasphemously! 
...Bcry:/me emits a heinously fierce battlecry, causing your blood to race!
...Bspit:/me spits blood on the ground.
...Scowl:/me scowls in an outraged manner.
...Froth:/me froths at the mouth.
...Twiddle:/me twiddles his thumbs.
...Panic:/me panics and looks for a place to hide.
...FTW:/me screams "Fuck The World!!"
...Excellent:/me drums his fingers together and says: Excellent.
...Beer:/me tosses you a bottle of beer...you think he wants something.
..NeedVictim
...High5:/me slams a thunderous high5 with $$1.
...Worship:/me falls to his knees and shows how much he worships $$1.
...Bearhug:/me gives $$1 an overly affectionate bearhug. | /me apologizes for any broken bones.
...Knee:/me slams his knee into $$1's groin.
...Whap:/me grabs his elephant by the trunk, swings it madly around, and whaps $$1 in the head. >>THUMP!!<< What a hit!
...FFinger:/me implies with his middle finger that he wants $$1 to fuck off.
...Hbutt:/me gives $$1 an enthusiastic headbutt. They both seem a little dizzy.
...Predator:/me glares at $$1 evilly.. | .timer 1 3  /me reaches into his trenchcoat and pulls out his Ares Predator. | .timer 1 5 /me aims it at $$1's head and pulls the trigger. *BLAM* | .timer 1 6 /me laughs evilly as blood and grey matter fly from the gaping hole in $$1's head.
...Katana:/me slowly draws his katana, while staring at $$1. | .timer 1 3 /me suddenly slashes out at at $$1, laughing evilly as blood and organs flow from the gaping wound.
...Axe:/me slowly opens his black leather longcoat and chooses his weapon. | .timer 1 3 /me draws a gleaming throwing axe and raises it to the sky. | .timer 1 5 /me hurls the axe across the room, Firmly implanting it in $$1's forehead.
...H&K:/me draws his Heckler and Koch hidden in his concealable holster. | .timer 1 2 /me points the gun at $$1's head and grins as a red targeting laser appears between his eyes. | .timer 1 4 /me squeezes the trigger and watches $$1's head explode in a crimson cloud.
...Staff:/me draws a quarterstaff hidden in his robes. | .timer 1 3 /me grins maliciously as he looks into $$1's eyes. | .timer 1 5 /me brings the staff to bear upon $$1's head. | .timer 1 6 /me laughs as a thin trickle of blood streams from $$1's ear.
...Manabolt:/me grins evilly as spell energy intwines around his fingers. | .timer 1 3 /me laughs as his eyes glow red and the power builds around him. | .timer 1 5 /me launches a bolt of energy into $$1 and watches as it rips $$1's body to bloody shreds.
...Conjure:/me holds his hands to the sky and dances in arcane patterns.  Then he speaks a phrase. | .timer 1 3 /say chlictu genactu betalia! | .timer 1 4 /me laughs demonically as a black hooded figure wielding a massive scythe materializes next to $$1. | .timer 1 5 /me watches his creation bring the scythe down again and again, bringing $$1 to his ultimate doom.
...Zap!:/me holds his hands to the sky and asks the Gods for assistance. | .timer 1 3 /me begins to moan as black stormclouds envelop the channel and red bolts of lightning are channeled into his body. | .timer 1 5 /me sends the lightning flying from his hands and ripping into $$1's body, blackening him. | .timer 1 7 /say Ah.  The smell of burnt flesh.
.Lyrics
..Sepultura
...SlaveNewWorld:/say $read -l1 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...Chaos A.D.:/say $read -l2 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...Propaganda:/say $read -l3 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
..Pantera
...SuicideNotePt1:/say $read -l4 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...CowboysFromHell:/say $read -l5 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...Rise:/say $read -l6 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...Rise2:/say $read -l7 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
..Pink Floyd
...Sheep:/say $read -l8 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...WYWH:/say $read -l9 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...WYWH2:/say $read -l10 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...WYWH3:/say $read -l11 C:\mirc\lyrics.txt
..Megadeth
...Mary Jane:/say $read -l12 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...Hook In Mouth:/say $read -l13 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
...Go To Hell:/say $read -l14 c:\mirc\lyrics.txt
.Sayings
..Live4Ever:/say Live forever. Or die trying.
..Problems:/say Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.
..Reality:/say Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
..Revolt:/say The right to revolt has sources deep within our history.
..Lies:/say There are 3 kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
..Teamwork:/say Teamwork is essential--it allows you to blame someone else.
..Drive:/say Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
..Family:/say Think of your family. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
..Arguments:/say Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
..Unique:/say Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
..Naked:/say If God had meant for us to be naked,we wouldve been born that way.
..Money:/say Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
..NoClue:/say When you dont know what youre doing, do it neatly.
..Blood:/say Blood is thicker than water. And much tastier.
..Pollute:/say Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.
..Commit:/say Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
..God:/say God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
..TV:/say "I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work." -- Gallagher
.Kicks
..2x4:/me grabs a 2x4, while smiling happily at $$1. | .timer 1 3 /me swings the board, slamming it into $$1's head with a resounding *THUNK*. | .timer 1 4 /kick # $$1 BoardoM
..PCOID:/me throws his arms in the air and chants an arcane phrase. A small circle slowly surrounds $$1. | .timer 1 3 /me cackles evilly as $$1 is torn apart in various psychotic ways. | .timer 1 4 /kick # $$1 !PCOID!
..Rend:/me points a hand towards $$1 and shouts a word of power. | .timer 1 3 /me smiles wickedly as $$1 is torn apart from the inside. $me laughs as $$1 falls to the ground in a bloody heap. | .timer 1 4 /kick # $$1 Rend
..Asty:/me draws a long-bladed kris and uses it to slice open his own arm. | .timer 1 3 /me uses the freshly drawn blood to trace an intricate pentagram on the channel floor. | .timer 1 5 /me dances and chants until Astaroth, Prince of Demons rises out of the pentagram grinning maniacally. | .timer 1 7 /me laughs as $$1 is dragged, kicking and screaming into the depths of hell and out of the channel. | .timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 Fear Asty
..Roadkill:/me looks at his always-handy Roadkill scoresheet and notices that lamers are worth a few points. | .timer 1 3 /me figures that since $$1 is definately a lamer, (s)he will do. | .timer 1 5 /me hops in his big badass GMC 4201 diesel and mows $$1 over. | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 Lamer / 2000 pts!
..Monofil:/me notices that a lame asshole has found his way into the channel. | .timer 1 2 /me decides to rid the channel of this problem as (s)he pulls off the top joint of his thumb, revealing a faint shimmering line portruding from the tip. | .timer 1 5 /me jerks the line through $$1's body, severing all his limbs and laughing as the channel is coated in blood. | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 Monofilament Kick
..Rap-Kick:/me is disgusted that $$1 would be talking about rap bullshit in # . | .timer 1 2 /me pops a little Sepultura into the channel CD player and cranks the volume to full. | .timer 1 5 /me laughs demonically as $$1's head explodes. | .timer 1 7 /me boots the headless corpse out of the channel. | .timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 METAL DEATH
..Healing:/me thinks that $$1 needs a good spiritual cleansing. | .timer 1 2 /me cocks his unseen defiance T-250 cybergun hidden in his left arm. | .timer 1 3 /me puts his hand to $$1's head and shouts: | .timer 1 5 /say DEMON BE GONE! | .timer 1 6 /me pulls the cybernetic trigger and grins evilly as $$1's head is blown off his shoulders. | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 Yer Healed!
..Dragon:/me is sick of $$1's shit, so (s)he calls his good friend Lofwyr. | .timer 1 2 /me watches as the huge great western dragon descends on $$1. | .timer 1 3 /me laughs as Lofwyr grabs $$1 in his massive talon, shoves $$1 in his mouth, and swallows $$1 whole. | .timer 1 6 /me smiles happily as the dragon belches once then flies back to his roost. | .timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 Piss Off
..Bob-Kick:/me decides that the mighty Bob should decide $$1's fate, and so (s)he holds a Corona to the sky. | .timer 1 3 /me smiles happily as Bob materializes from astral space and takes the corona, downing it in one swig. | .timer 1 6 /me watches as Bob unleashes his wrath upon the $$1's weak and helpless soul, sending it to lamer-limbo with the rest of the losers. | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 FEAR BOB!
.Ops
..Magic:/me chants some words of power and points a hand towards $$1. $$1 is surrounded by a fierce glow and grins in ecstacy as power courses through $$1's body. | /mode # +o $$1
..Fiery:/me hurls a fiery bolt of (@) and hits $$1 squarely in the chest. | /mode # +o $$1
..Nerf:/me grabs his Nerf bat (+@) and whaps $$1 upside the head. | /mode # +o $$1
..@Demon:/me summons the all-mighty Op Demon. | .timer 1 3 /me smiles happily as the demon raises his clenched fist into the sky and smashes it down onto $$1's head. | .timer 1 5 /mode # +o $$1
..Immortal:/me decides to have mercy on $$1. | .timer 1 2 /me releases $$1's soul from his mortal bonds and smiles happily as $$1 ascends to the immortal realm of the Ops. | .timer 1 6 /mode # +o $$1 | .timer 1 7 /say Welcome $?="brother or sister".
.Deops
..Bloody:/me thinks $$1 is being a fucking ass. | .timer 1 3 /me grabs onto $$1's @ and yanks. Blood sprays across the channel, splattering all over you as the @ is severed from $$1's body. | .timer 1 4 /mode # -o $$1
..Spiritual:/me violently severs the spiritual bond between $$1 and his (@) and laughs as a part of $$1's soul is lost in the process. | /mode # -o $$1
..Crowbar:/me grabs his trusty crowbar and rips the @ off of $$1's body. | /mode # -o $$1
..Mace:/me draws his trusty vorpal mace of (-@) and knocks the @ off of $$1's shoulders. | /mode # -o $$1
..Guillotine:/me puts on his black hood, and bounds $$1's hands behind his back. | .timer 1 2 /me inserts $$1's (@) into the (-@) guillotine. | .timer 1 5 /me pulls the cord and laughs demonically as $$1's (@) is severed from his body. | .timer 1 7 /mode # -o $$1
.Insults
..Grater:/say $$1, talking to you is like masturbating with a cheese grater.... | .timer 1 3 /say Mildly amusing, but mostly painful.
..Fart:/me farts in $$1's general di-rection, you filthy lamer k-nigget!
..PissOff:/say Hey $$1, piss off!
..Brothel:/say Hey $$1, I heard your birth arose from an incident with a confused dog and the local brothel.
..Wound:/me helpfully offers to provide $$1 with a viscious wound so (s)he can smear blood all over him/herself in that quaint lamer manner.
..NoGod:/me wonders if $$1 believes in Santa Claus as well as God.
..Blunt:/say $$1, you are a lame asshole!
..CapsSuk:/me wonders if $$1's brain is as big as his/her mouth.  (knock off the fuckin caps!)
..Punctuation:/me looks at $$1's long line of punctuation marks, and notices a distinct similarity to a phalace symbol. | /me makes a note to never be alone in a dark room with $$1. 
..NetFuck:/me hands $$1 a bottle of vaseline and a box of tissues and asks that he please try to get NetFucked somewhere else.



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